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Patsy33 | 19:31 Tue 09th Aug 2016 | Jokes
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A woman gets home, whirls her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter....just get the hell out!
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oh..... and heres your half of the tenner I won....
23:00 Tue 09th Aug 2016
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
23:38 Tue 09th Aug 2016

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