Bit Unfair...i Think...☺

[gness]

Bliss last night was a trip to see Derren Brown....

As usual I got our party to the theatre far too early so we had time for a pint in the nearby pub.....

In the gents toilet there are four machines.....1. Condoms....2. Sex Toys....
3. Breath Mints.....4. Aspirin

In the ladies toilet there are......two hand dryers and one soap dispenser.....

A bit unfair on us ladies.......and are the Aspirin there so men can be prepared for .....The Headache Excuse?....☺

[cupid04]

How do you know what's in the gents????????????
I suppose they all had their back to you, so you saw nowt ;-))

[gness]

You know what it's like, Cupid.......these little pictures on doors can look the same after a Guinness......☺

[sunny-dave]

Your memory is playing tricks, gness ...

... as we intrepid male explorers reported, it wasn't four machines it was actually just one - with four options to select.

Add a few pints of lager to the mix and there are undoubtedly plenty of blokes staring perplexedly at a packet of paracetamol when they'd just used their last pound coins to purchase "something for the weekend" ...

dave xx

[ PS - are we having another thread on just how brilliant the twitchers and puzzlers outing to see Derren Brown was? ]

[gness]

Well you lot were laughing so much because one of you had just spent his last pound coin that you didn't report clearly!

You do the Derren Brown thread please......My jaw is still dropped and my head whirling.....x

[whiskeryron]

I was always puzzled as to why condoms were sold in different flavours. And then I found the answer when I became too old to appreciate it.

[andy-hughes]

whiskeyron - // was always puzzled as to why condoms were sold in different flavours. And then I found the answer when I became too old to appreciate it. //

Bless!

[gness]

Hmmm...too old?......Do I believe Ron?.......☺

[gness]

Go on, Ron....you could always offer to help Andy out with his queue.....he seems to be adding to it daily!....☺

[Canary42]

I can assure you the Gents also have soap dispensers and hand driers ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Ninety flavours and more for our Ron.......

[whiskeryron]

Come on I am bleedin' 90

[gness]

Really, Canary?......the queue wasn't around those last night...... ;-)

[gness]

Ron.....some ladies like a slow burning challenge..... ;-)

[whiskeryron]

Good grief there's hope for us all !!!

[sunny-dave]

It's the fluorescent ones that worry me ...

[gness]

But useful for those of us who suffer from night blindness, Dave.....☺

[Sipowicz]

The braille was are very thoughtful!

[gness]

Sip!!!!.....☺☺

[tonyav]

That pound packet of strawberry flavour chewing gum was the most expensive I've ever bought, it did last a long time though ;-)

[Psybbo]

How can I get hold of Whiskeryron? Gness, help please