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Elephant Quickies..........

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Shaglene | 10:21 Fri 29th Jan 2016 | Jokes
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Q. How would you know if there was an elephant in the fridge?
A. You would see its footprints in the butter.
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Q. Why was the elephant in the phone box?
A. It was making a trunk call
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Q. How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back
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Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
A. It paints its toe-nails red.
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Q. How do you know elephants have been having sex on your front lawn?
A. The grass is chewed up and your dustbin liner is missing.
how does an elephant get out of a tree ......sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
How do you get 2 whales in a car?
Down the M4 and turn left at Cardiff.

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