What Do You Wish You Had Two Of??????

[cupid04]

Mine is a second toilet, cos the OH always in there when I have to go ;-(

[Ric.ror]

Bank balances ;-))

[Baldric]

Flush him out of it Cupid!

[Old_Geezer]

Harems ?

[Mamyalynne]

I've got two of most things that matter.

But if I could be a bit greedy - two fully working eyes.

[cupid04]

Come on you lot...the funniest answer will get a cupid special BA ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Ooops,missed the 'funny' qualification. Sorry.

[cupid04]

Mamya, no probs...I'd like perfect eyesight too and no aches and pains!

[Old_Geezer]

You're allowed two aches and pains (or maybe one of each).

[mallyh]

two bottoms then when im really busy i can sweep the floor with two brooms .

[queenofmean]

Two of me...could get twice as much done in half the time...

[cupid04]

Lol at mallyh!

[Canary42]

Lives

[jim360]

Facebook accounts, so that I could be sure of at least one person to chat to.

[joggerjayne]

I wish I had two of each of my socks.

How can you lose one sock ?????

[andy-hughes]

Granddaughters!

[mikey4444]

A couple more teeth wouldn't go amiss !

[Jackdaw33]

I wonder what Hitler would have wished to have two of, as per the old ditty.

[woofgang]

million pounds

[baza]

two halves of a million quid would do me. ^^^

[Jackdaw33]

This is off-topic but I have always found it strange that slang terms for money are never pluralised. We say ten pounds but ten quid, ten shillings but ten bob. Useless information from an idle mind.