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Hymie | 11:37 Sat 26th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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Judge: Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

Yob: Yes, give me another chance your honour.

Judge: …and what would you do with that chance?

Yob: I’d kill the ***.
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I love yobs (and yobettes).

Trouble is it is so very close to the truth !!!
11:39 Sat 26th Jul 2014
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Yep, and probably only mean an extra 18 months in the slammer.
11:46 Sat 26th Jul 2014

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