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marval | 13:43 Fri 30th May 2014 | Jokes
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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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I liked the antique desk one,lol
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Yes I like that one kate, and the mixing bowl one.
Really funny -every one a winner :o)


like them all --- very good
Dynamite one blew me away :)
Modular sofas :-)

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