Chocolate

[excelsior-1]

the earliest use of the word 'chocolate was in the year 1604

so, what on earth was the war of the roses about?

[cupid04]

snickers

[tonyav]

Thanks for the refresher, Psybbo and peaspeculiar.

[DTCwordfan]

Don'teat the blue ones, tone; those are Viagra -talking of the War of the Roses, Richard III ate them and he ended up with a hump.

[Psybbo]

Get the walnut whips out, cupid has arrived or should that be love hearts

[tonyav]

Yeah, they found him stiff under a car park, DT.

[Peaspeculiars]

Hey Cupid - aren't these puns driving you fruit and nutty too? x

[cupid04]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuits join our club - oh the power of advertising.

[DTCwordfan]

I went out with one of the Cadbury girls - Coco Cadbury - but she was too sweet.

[Peaspeculiars]

What happened then DT?
Did you have a break... have a ...

[tonyav]

Did she let you taste her milky buttons, DT ?.

[berniecuddles]

wot a weird "topic "

[berniecuddles]

so DTC the chocolate girl didn't fancy your curlywirly then?

[Peaspeculiars]

Bernie, I think maybe it was the Kinder Surprise perhaps?

[berniecuddles]

lol

[DTCwordfan]

well she wasn't into Kit-e-Kat.

She let me play with her twirls......

[Sipowicz]

Button it!

[Psybbo]

Gobstopper!!

[berniecuddles]

bet sex was a marathon!

[tonyav]

Did you see her snickers, DT.

[Peaspeculiars]

or a flump