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cupid04 | 23:45 Fri 25th Oct 2013 | Jokes
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Two brooms decide to get married. The bride-broom looks beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom is handsome in his tux. Afterwards the bride-broom leans over to the groom-broom and says 'I think I'm expecting a little
dust-broom.' 'But that's impossible,' the groom-broom protests. 'We haven't even swept together yet.'
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Avatar Image tonyav
Bet that swept her off her feet.
23:52 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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oh dear!!
23:53 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Seriouswy cupid? :P
23:56 Fri 25th Oct 2013
Avatar Image magicmick
That joke is Dyson with death
23:58 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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Broom-Broom!
09:21 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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brilliant
09:24 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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She should have been given the brush-off.
10:14 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Bet she had a lovely besom!
10:14 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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I have just twigged this joke.
12:13 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
12:16 Sat 26th Oct 2013

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