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marval | 21:22 Fri 09th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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A man visited his psychiatrist and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits.

"What sort of biscuits?' asked the psychiatrist.

"Square ones," said the man.

"With little holes in them?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Yes doc," said the man with relief, "That's it exactly."

"What is wrong with me?" he asked.

"You're crackers," said the psychiatrist.
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Yes, and to share with my pet penguin
22:53 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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Gawd, me wagon wheel is punctured.
22:54 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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I don't get it.
22:56 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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^Sorry, wrong thread.
22:58 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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Off to bed, I am cream crackered, night all.
23:00 Fri 09th Aug 2013
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I'm descending on the Rocky slope trying to come up with more related puns.
23:01 Fri 09th Aug 2013

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