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Jemisa | 23:42 Tue 14th May 2013 | Jokes
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A bloke, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some.

The man replied "I'll give you £1.000 if you do three tasks."

You need to knock out a wrestler, pull a loose tooth out of a Bull dogs mouth and screw an old lady.

So the bloke quickly runs up to the wrestler and punches him out.

He then leaps into the bushes after the Bull dog. Several minutes go by and he is heard rolling around and moaning before finally emerging triumphant.

He then turns to the man and says "Where's this old lady so I can pull her tooth out and get paid"

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LOL

can't beat a bit of bully

well done Jem
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HaHa
Multitasking is always a tough job for us men!

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