Nicotine Patches

[McMouse]

Two Cardinals are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other Cardinal and says,

"I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder,
not your penis."


The other one replies

"It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

[McMouse]

I meant to post this today.........