The Rooster.

[tonyav]

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked 'sir, whats that on your shoulder ?'' The old farmer said , '' that's my pet rooster Chuck.
'' I'm sorry sir, '' said the ticket agent '' we can't allow animals in the theatre. ''
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theatre.
He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began yo squirm......... the old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
'', Marge'' whispered Mildred. ''What'' said Marge '' I think the guy next to me is a pervert.'' ''What makes you think so ?'' asked Marge '' he undid his pants and he has his thing out'', whispered Mildred. '' Well don't worry about it'', said Marge... '' at our age we've seen em all ''
''I thought so to'', said Mildred, '' but this ones eating my popcorn...!''

[marval]

lol

[flump1]

lol tony x

[chaptazbru]

God that joke's so old, it's got whiskers on it !!!

[tonyav]

Oi.^^^^

[starone]

Doesn't matter how old it is it made me laugh out loud.