accents...

piggynose | 11:10 Sat 31st Mar 2012 | Jokes

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When US Americans can't differentiate between accents from the British Isles, they can get into a lot of trouble. To wit:

I was in a pub last night and saw two "girls of size" (as PC now requires us to say) by the bar.

They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them screamed, "It's WALES you f------g idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's when all hell broke loose ...

Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

My Wife.

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starone

When do you get out of the hospital?

NOX

lol I actually found that really funny ;)

jno

so did I.

I suppose it should really start "When us Americans can't..."

Reminds me of the joke "How to you get two whales in a Mini?" "Along the M4."

piggynose

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do you mean the funny farm, star?