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craft1948 | 23:20 Thu 15th Dec 2011 | Jokes
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I've just got out of the police cells after being arrested as part of the Christmas drink/drive campaign.


The WPC asked how much I'd had to drink in the last 24 hours.


Apparently "Not enough to **** you" was a bad answer.....................
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Shag..............
23:23 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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HaHa
23:24 Thu 15th Dec 2011
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For a moment I thought it was true, until I realised I was still having a look at the jokes. lol.
01:15 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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Is that the Kat Slater mouth, looks nice.
01:21 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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pmsl
01:46 Fri 16th Dec 2011
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LOL
19:57 Fri 16th Dec 2011

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