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[moonraker558]

There’s a female ref for the United v City match. The kick off has been put back an hour so she can park her car.


Why men shouldn’t be Agony aunts.

Dear Phil
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car
stalled and wouldn’t start.
I walked back to my house and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter..
They announced that the affair had been going on for two years.
Can you help me…I’m desperate.

Dear Reader
The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. Hope this helps.
Phil.

[boxtops]

Moony - not goood... I'm a very good parker. I could be offended at that :-)

[moonraker558]

Yes boxy, but the trick is to use only one parking bay.

[boxtops]

Stand still while I take aim..... :-)

[Slapshot]

I like them..

[moonraker558]

If you are in your car boxy I should be quite safe.

[Baldric]

Nice one mr!