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I know there a bit dated ..
I still chuckle forty years on at these.....
Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge
A. Footprints in the butter
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge
A. You cant shut the door
Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree
A. Paints his toenails red
and my all time favourite......
Q. How do you know if an elephant is in bed with you
A. He has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
There must be more its over to you......
Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge
A. Footprints in the butter
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge
A. You cant shut the door
Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree
A. Paints his toenails red
and my all time favourite......
Q. How do you know if an elephant is in bed with you
A. He has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
There must be more its over to you......
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Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!
Q: Why does an elephant have grey skin?
A: To keep their insides together.
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off of a goose.
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!
Q: Why does an elephant have grey skin?
A: To keep their insides together.
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off of a goose.
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill.
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill.
What did tarzan say when saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on.
Nothing. he didn't recognise them.
Tarrah!!
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill.
What did tarzan say when saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.
Oh a herd of elephants coming over the hill with scarves on.
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on.
Nothing. he didn't recognise them.
Tarrah!!
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey
What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey
What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)
Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin
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