Vaseline.

[MWB]

The only thing I use if for is dry lips. It seems a useless product apart from that.

What are the things other CBers use it for.

[mccfluff]

i put it on my neck, ears and hairline beofre i dye my hair, acts like a barrier cream

[jackthehat]

Some seem to smear it on their spectacles...........it helps them to see their world as a fuzzy, friendly place and blinds them to reality.............

[kjc]

Preventing friction whilst out jogging. It can be used between toes, on heels, inner thighs.
Grooming eyebrows, hand cream, and sexual aid.

[Postdog]

I put it on the back door when it gets a bit tight.

[knobbynonut5]

Axle grease.

I see that the thing KFC Is trying to lick your arse MWB.

Just tell the two faced little sh1t to fook off

[knobbynonut5]

Lost your hat have you jackie?

Oh dear what a shame could not have happened to a nicer old bint

[jackthehat]

Sober yet, knobby ?

[kjc]

You are not wanted here knobby.

read the post about banning people.

[knobbynonut5]

Just take the hint anf fook off KFC

[MWB]

I want knobby here.

When he gets here.

[lunar-c]

Ki-ora MWB

[jackthehat]

^^Here's kkknnobbbbyyyy.............

[lunar-c]

Whos nobby jackie the troll

[MWB]

It's Kia Ora, lunar.

:)

[kira000]

I massage it into my cuticles, keeps them nice and helps nails grow strong.

[joggerjayne]

Vaseline seems sticky, rather than slippery.

It seems to me that if you were going to let someone put their willy in your bottom (I don't), you'd be better off with a water based lubricant, like Glide, rather than Vaseline.