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A Russian, a Cuban, a Cornish pilot and a marine lawyer are on the Kuzma Minin in Falmouth, stranded near the beach.
The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world, nowhere in the world you can find vodka as good as what we produce and far better than that der'mo in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away...".
Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle out the porthole and into the Carrick Straits.
All the others are quite impressed.
The Cuban opens a box of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world are there better cigars, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the box of Havanas out of the porthole.
One more time, everybody is quite impressed.
The Cornish pilot, having been helicoptered in to guide the boat off the beach when the tide came in, just stood up, opened the porthole wide, and threw the marine lawyer out...