I Know You Will Find This Hard To Believe

[Tilly2]

but... we were in Sainsbury's today, at the delicatessen counter, when we noticed that the girls behind the counter were getting very agitated about something. They were indicating, by their actions, that something was amiss. We looked around to see a trail of turds on the shop floor running alongside the counter an up aisle nine!

Mr T and I stood over separate areas and warned people where to put their feet. It put me off buying my cheese and ham!

One of the girls , armed with a roll of blue paper towel, set about following the trail with sheets of paper, covering them. It was all over the place!

The cleaner was called and the poor girl had to pick it all up and mop the floor.

There are toilets in the store. Do you think the culprit could have been a child, rather than an adult? There was a lot of it.

[gness]

Well.......you don't get that in Aldi, Tilly!!... ;-)

Must have been a child, surely....x

[ummmm]

Someone suffering with incontinence.

[mikey4444]

Oh dear !....how awful for the person concerned.

[Tilly2]

I think so, Gness. Had a couple of instances of it at school. How do they manage to get it out past the knickers/pants and or trousers? It's beyond me!

[-Talbot-]

Could have been a pigeon.

[Tilly2]

It was not pigeon poo, Talbot.

[-Talbot-]

Not even a Stool pigeon?

[237SJ]

Welcome to long haul..

[Tilly2]

No, Talbot. Not even one of them.

[gness]

Baggy knicker legs and shake it down the trousers......they can be quite resourceful as you know, Tilly..... :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

Lol @Talbot

[Patsy33]

Omg! That's awful. Perhaps it was a stray dog :-)

[Tilly2]

Yes, Gness, I do know. There was a boy in one of my classes who would regularly leave a pile of stools under his chair.

I remember his name to this day.

[gness]

Didn't leave school and get a job in Sainsbury's did he?....x

[Tilly2]

Haven't seen him in there and I would know him if I saw him. ;-)

[ladybirder]

Were his parents told what he was doing Tilly?

[gness]

There are those you never forget, Tilly.....some you love to meet again and some you don't......
When you take your car in for a service and the clumsiest, naughtiest lad you had pops his head around the door and shouts....
Hey, Mrs Gness!!! Bet you didn't think you'd see me again....I'll be servicing your car today...... :-(

[Tilly2]

Yes, LB and he was referred to the clinic. It was sorted out, eventually.

[Davemano]

A bit inconsiderate, they could have used the toiletries isle.

[Patsy33]

Laugh at gness 21.42!