How To Break The News

marval | 21:32 Thu 11th Aug 2016 | Jokes

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David G. Contact me soon!

Bring three rings: Engagement, wedding, and teething.

Have news. Debbie.

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1ozzy

Debbie. Contact me soon!

Bring DNA kit.

David G.

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Good one 1ozzy

Jackdaw33

Reminds me of the old service joke.

Private Jones'mother has died. Captain tells sergeant to break the news as gently as possible.

Sergeant lines the men up.

"Right, you lot, all of those with a mother, two paces forward, March!
Where do you think you're going, Jones?"

marval

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Yes, I remember that one Jackdaw

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