Sorry for delay, just got back from collecting she wot would like to be obeyed from her retail therapy session!
Nothing too juicy, Dris, unfortunately. I've been involved for years in amateur operatics, was doing this show in the local theatre, not allowed to wear rings on stage, duly took mine off before one of the performances, left it (secure enough I thought!) in the dressing room, and never saw it again!
Er indoors swore blind that I'd done it deliberately (as if!! cough, cough) and gave me proverbial ear ache and pelters for yonks afterwards!!