Seeing as it's Poets Day today, let's have a little poetry and lighten the mood! Funny poems would be good, but PLEASE NO insulting ones aimed at having a pop at anyone else. Can be your own composition or someone elses. I thought this was quite funny:- Said Miss Farrow, on one of her larks: 'Sex is more fun in bed than in parks. You feel more at ease, And your bum doesn't freeze, And passers-by don't make remarks
Sorry about this, but I wrote it at school as a joke and was found out and was put in detention for 2 weeks.
There was a you man called Perkin.
Who was always jerking his gherkin.
His mother said "Perkin stop jerking you gherkin
Your gherkin's for ferkin not jerking.
Well I was only 14yrs old and it was poetry for the House Competitions.
I'm practically perfect in every respect.
I haven't a flaw you could ever detect.
As soon as you know me I'm sure you'll agree
there's no one around who's as perfect as me.
I'm handsome and rich, with a generous heart.
I'm funny, and charming, and totally smart.
At school, in my classes, I only get A's.
I'm also athletic in so many ways.
My clothes are expensive. My hair is just right.
My teeth are all straight, and they're shiny and white.
I'm practically perfect. I'm sure you could tell.
And, oh, did I mention? I'm humble as well.
Chatter Bank, when all's said and done,
Is here for comment and even for fun,
Make us laugh, or make us roar,
But never forget what it's actually for,
Salla and JJ, sutter utter delights,
Never caught up in anyone's fights,
Leg winds you up but just for a laugh,
Ummm is great but totally daft,
Tiggs is an angel, I do have to say,
And I would not change her in any way.
I'm just a wazzock, but you already know
Tell me to sod off if you want me to go!