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BANANASPLITS | 14:33 Sun 25th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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I went on a date with a gypsy woman traveller last night. She asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time...

She wasn't kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!
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Is that fair?.....
Sounds bazaar!
BANANASPLITS your Gypsy Woman joke is hilarious ha ha ha
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TIME, you old gipsy man,
Will you not stay,
Put up your caravan
Just for one day?

All things I'll give you
Will you be my guest,
Bells for your jennet
Of silver the best,
Goldsmiths shall beat you
A great golden ring,
Peacocks shall bow to you,
Little boys sing,
Oh, and sweet girls will
Festoon you with may.
Time, you old gipsy,
Why hasten away?

Last week in Babylon,
Last night in Rome,
Morning, and in the crush
Under Paul's dome;
Under Paul's dial
You tighten your rein—
Only a moment,
And off once again;
Off to some city
Now blind in the womb,
Off to another
Ere that's in the tomb.

Time, you old gipsy man,
Will you not stay,
Put up your caravan
Just for one day?

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