Interesting Offers

[Barmaid]

I've just received an email regarding home insurance. One of the items it describes insurance for is "fine wines". Errr Hello? Clearly some people have more money than sense.

So how does that work then?

Me: hello Mr Insurance company, you know that crate of wine I insured with you last week?
Insurance company: Yes
Me: It seems to have disappeared.............

Any other stupid offers you've received?

(I will of course be monitoring this thread with a bottle of Tescos Finest........ ;))

[society]

Barmaid, do you buy wine online?

[Barmaid]

Not normally, Society. I normally can't wait that long for it to arrive!!!!

Every now and again I'll order a case though.

[EcclesCake]

I lived in a first floor flat and was leafleted by a company offering me a conservatory........

[friedgreentomato]

I get quite a lot of offers from a swingers website.

[Psybbo]

It's been a while......

[Barmaid]

lol Eccles.

FGT and what's funny about that?! ;)

[tiggerblue10]

I constantly get "Canadian Pharmacy" in my Junk mail trying to sell me little blue pills.

[sunny-dave]

Had a cursing City Link man today - apparently he only gets the same for humping seven cases of wine from Avery's into my house as for delivering one tiny amazon parcel.

Serves him right for messing me around last week :)

[EcclesCake]

Seven Cases???? I'll be with you by lunchtime tomorrow Dave!!!

[Barmaid]

Ah, so I got the email intended for you Sunny D?!

7 cases of wine? So you were expecting me then.........

[Barmaid]

Tigger, I get penis extension emails. I'm not sure why. I keep meaning to forward them on to Mr BM ;)

[friedgreentomato]

Well I suppose its funny because I never joined them!!

[EcclesCake]

Bugger off Barmaid I got there first! ;-)

[Barmaid]

Crap

[tiggerblue10]

Ah yes, forgot about the penis extension ones. I get them as well. Blocking them does absolutely nothing.

[society]

Barmaid, I have a voucher for £40.00 from Naked Wines. I'll never use it, if you want it, it's yours. All you need to redeem it is a code and password which I'll gladly give you.

[sunny-dave]

Well the rack was dangerously near empty ... but now it is full (as is the cupboard under the stairs).

[Barmaid]

Well the rest of my answer disappeared. I said

** wonders if anyone has noticed that emails from swingers' sites seem quite normal to me **

Eccles - thats 3 1/2 for you and 3 1/2 for me. And Dave can bring the canapes.

[excelsior-1]

i received an offer a few years ago to treat my wife to a free weekend at a beauty spa

i am single .. never married

[EcclesCake]

Naked Wines are good, I've had some very good stuff from them.