Oh good B00 is about...

[dotty.]

I'm waiting for my thumb nail to fall off, it's almost completely undergrown by the new one after i trapped it in the safe at work and it filled with blood. Not long to go now,

[B00]

that's pretty bloody minging, but not as revolting as that toe nail episode, that really freaked me out.

Why's it hanging off? Do I want to know bearing in mind how queasy I am?

[~Wingnut~]

Oh flipping heck Dot! I'm eating my tea!!!!!

[dotty.]

Well it's never happened to me before but once the nail dies like that a new one grows under it and gradually lifts the old one clear, it's very clever really.

[dotty.]

the amazing thing is it is completely painless, it's like it's floating above the new one waiting to flutter off like a butterfly

[ttfn]

I did exactly the same at work, dotty, but to my index and middle finger - just imagine the perpetual V sign for a few days. Ruddy hurts, too.

[Count-A-Strong]

Ive heard of being caught with your fingers in the till but......