I'm here and have nothing to do with it at all DT! Though MrsO and I together might cause a landslide.
Re 2sp's comment.......some years ago I was on Derrynane beach in Ireland. At the side is a hill and a ruined church where people have been buried for years...still are. Walking beneath the hill I saw a cave and crawled in to explore. I spotted, in the gloom, a lovely, smooth, piece of beige driftwood...ideal for my garden...grasped it and as I crawled out I saw the skull which belonged to the thigh bone I was holding.