Molly!

[Jemisa]

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert .
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous Sergeant said,
"Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly
The Camel."

The Captain said,
"I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant,
"Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are."

[Jemisa]

OK, OK! A bit near the mark folks. sorreee, I'll cencer them in future.

[albaqwerty]

I'm laughing tho jem :D

I wonder what Doc and Mollykins will make of it tho?

[mollykins]

eewwww

[mollykins]

I did wonder whether I wanted to read it, at least I don't think it's personal - jems always nice to me.

[ChuckFickens]

Unless you happen to be a Camel, molly I doubt it's personal to you.

[Jemisa]

Aww! Molly sorry, Its not my joke really, whoever made it up named the Camel.
I probably would have called it Sharon or Tracy. (I'm an essex girl)

jem

[factor-fiction]

I'm glad mollykins hasn't taken the hump

[mollykins]

Stick to your day job factor :P

[factor-fiction]

When I was at school in the 70s friends use to say there was cigarette advert featuring an attractive lady in the desert smoking a cig and whispering "nothing satisfies me like a Camel"- does anyone remember it or was it an urban myth?

[Jemisa]

Not a myth factor, my 11 year old heard that at school too & came home and asked me what it meant.
I told his dad it was time he and his son had 'that' little talk.
TWTD

jem