First I run out of oil ....

[pericat]

Then my starter switch goes and now my pumps gone - about time to give up the ghost ?

[DEN53]

I'd take it right back to the Ann Summers shop, Peri {:oD

[pericat]

Ok den but it's such a pretty colour

[TheEqualizer]

Battery operated would be much easier. pericat

xx

:0)

[pericat]

Well forgive me for putting the planet before my own needs - well that's the last time ...

[TheEqualizer]

Ok, Peri......fair do's, my lovely xx

Your needs come first though, as you need to get your pumps going.........and try your starter! ( ) ( )
and i feel sorry for the ghost you're giving up, as well! :0)

Even ghosts have feelings..............ffs!

[TheEqualizer]

...............and their not just for Christmas!!!

[DEN53]

I have one that runs on solar power Peri

[pericat]

I've 2 plumbers coming in the morning so I might eventually heat up then - thank god for the working man

[TheEqualizer]

Fancy a picnic with the bear on a sunny day, Den..........promise to behave........................a bit! :0)

xx

[tamborine]

forget the ghost and get a real bloke ...... he'll soon fill you in

[pericat]

It rains too much here to get any decent use out of it den - can I join you and yogi on the picnic I'll bring the chocolate cake and the plumbers

[DEN53]

You naughty little bear {:oD

[DEN53]

Peri - forget the plumbers, just bring the chocolate cake.....

I have left you a answer in Joy's lst joke post about my meeting with Mum's social workers.

[TheEqualizer]

Leave the plumbers, unless they're ladies of course, and just bring the choccy cake, peri

xx

:0)

[pericat]

What's the point in promising to behave !

[TheEqualizer]

Ok then...................you've seen through the bear......so

I'll be

a. Considerate
b. Loving
c. Giving
d. Fun
e Passionate
f Romantic

and very very naughty!......................that about covers it, i think?

[pericat]

What's the point in covering it yogi ?

[TheEqualizer]

If we were at yours, peri........quite a bit of point, till you get the plumbers in to fix your pumpies and start you up!....brrrrrrrr.......chilly!