which is more exciting

[zzxxee]

watching paint dry?
or watching grass grow?

[mrs_overall]

I guess it depends on which mind altering substance you have taken

[zzxxee]

i only ask cos im so bored and i have 2 choices
1 to paint my hallway and watch it dry
2 to cut the grass and watch it grow again lol

[Bbbananas]

watching grass grow definitely....

I could spend all day in the garden watching the grass grow. In fact I would rather spend all day today watching it, rather than be here watching Keith scratch his groin and Pat cough all over her screen.

[zzxxee]

whos keith and pat?

[mrs_overall]

Life in the fast lane for you zzxxee? lol

I'd cut the grass, then retire to a sun lounger on it, with a good book & a glass of something chilled

[zzxxee]

sounds good mrs o but the hallway really does want doing

[mrs_overall]

Right then, get off your 'puter NOW, paint the hall, cut then grass, then get the sun longer etc out.
Sorted!

[zzxxee]

oh no vibra not in me undies will scare the neighbours starting to look a bit overcast so think it will have to be the painting

[funnygirl]

Get out out in the garden zzxxee it's gonna be a hot one today!

Why not paint the hall first so it drys in the heat!

[zzxxee]

or why not get other half to pay for a painter and decorater lol

[4getmenot]

paint at least you can do it in an array of colours

[zzxxee]

painting it is then yipeeeeeeee ( the excitment)

[sn�gs]

Mix it up a little... sit in the sun, smoke some grass and paint your nails...

[Ankou]

i quite like sitting in the garden watching the grass grow. every now and again i get to see my attractive young neighbour - lovely lady she is - trimming her bush.

you just dont get that with emulsion, gloss or satin.

[Bbbananas]

work colleagues zzxxee.

Keith is exciting as watching paint dry.
Pat is my sidekick and is just brilliant. Looks, walks and talks like a lady - nose stuck up in the air and excellent posture and deportment. But has a mind like a sewer and a brilliant sense of humour - my sort o'gal !!!

[zzxxee]

very good snags

[tonyav]

or you could always watch some cricket , that is about on par with watching paint dry or watching grass grow.

[zzxxee]

or bowles

[Bbbananas]

Ankou - so you are a fella ?!

Next thing you know, you'll be telling us how your pretty young neighbour likes to get out in her garden fingering her clematis... I'm not averse to that myself. I'm very good with clematis. And camellia. I let my bushes grow fairly wild though - don't like everything pruned & trimmed to within an inch of its......