Mayonnaise

[Hopkirk]

Lovely, isn't it?

[Arksided]

I love it and the good ol' Salad cream.

[Hopkirk]

Salad cream? No!

[johnny.5]

What the Hell man?

[Arksided]

Heavens.

[johnny.5]

I have also heard it is lovely

From a reliable sauce.

[RandyMarsh]

i like to mix the two to make mayocream

[Arksided]

Go on Mr Hopkirk please enlighten us as to why brought up Mayonnaise... accompanied with... be truthful

[Hopkirk]

If you buy a portion of chips in the UK you are offered salt and vinegar.

Buy them in Belgium and you are offered a dollop of mayonnaise. 

Very civilised.

[Hopkirk]

I was just dipping bread sticks into a pot of mayonnaise, and thought it was a good topic for discussion.

There are some people who don't like it. They are wrong.

[RandyMarsh]

when was anything dolloped considered civillised pls?

[Redhelen72]

I adore mayonnaise 

[Hopkirk]

There's toouch serious discussion on AB. We need to bring back some meaningless entertaining twaddle for balance.

[Hopkirk]

... too much.....

[RandyMarsh]

british chips are dusted with salt and fondled by vinegar

[Arksided]

Question Author

If you buy a portion of chips in the UK you are offered salt and vinegar.

Buy them in Belgium and you are offered a dollop of mayonnaise. 

Very civilised."

I know you're from the Midlands mate but mayo!

[Hopkirk]

I was doing a course in Manchester once. A trip to pick up some lunch was discussed and I heard the word 'barmcake' for the first time.

Turns out it's just a bap.

[Barsel]

No it isn't Hoppy, it's bigger than a bap.

[Barsel]

I moved down South for a few years and on my first trip to the bakers shop I asked for half a dozen barmcakes.

It was quite funny really watching them scratching their heads wondering what on earth did I mean. they then asked me, can you see them anywhere?

[Hopkirk]

Are they just in Manchester?

[Arksided]

Barsel is that akin to being a Flatcake.