An Ode To Cv19

Bobbisox1 | 20:29 Tue 07th Apr 2020 | ChatterBank

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I'm normally a social girl
I love to meet my mates
But lately with the virus here
We can't go out the gates.

You see, we are the 'oldies' now
We need to stay inside
If they haven't seen us for a while
They'll think we've upped and died.

They'll never know the things we did
Before we got this old
There wasn't any Facebook
So not everything was told.

We may seem, sweet old ladies,
Who would never be uncouth
But we grew up in the 60s -
If you only knew the truth!

There was sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
The pill and miniskirts
We smoked, we drank, we partied
And were quite outrageous flirts.

Then we settled down, got married
And turned into someone's mum,
Somebody's wife, then nana,
Who on earth did we become?

We didn't mind the change of pace
Because our lives were full
But to bury us before we're dead
Is like a red rag to a bull!

So here you find me stuck inside
For 4 weeks, maybe more
I finally found myself again
Then I had to close the door!

It didn't really bother me
I'd while away the hour
I'd bake for all the family
But I've got no bloody flour!

Now Netflix is just wonderful
I like a gutsy thriller
I'm swooning over Idris
Or some random sexy killer.

At least I've got a stash of booze
For when I'm being idle
There's wine and whiskey, even gin
If I'm feeling suicidal!

So let's all drink to lockdown
To recovery and health
And hope this bloody virus
Doesn't decimate our wealth.

We'll all get through the crisis
And be back to join our mates
Just hoping I'm not far too wide
To fit through the flaming gates!

Keyboard Screwed

Neighbour's Daughter

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jennyjoan

Amen to that Bobbs - I hope to be not too wide too. Very good. LOL

shoota

Is that your work Bobbs?
Clever girl of it is.
Now tell me more of the 60's... ;-)

Bobbisox1

Question Author

Thankfully I’ve never been like the proverbial brick whatsit JJ :0)

jennyjoan

shoota - I was a good wee Catholic girl and unfortunately my mother was my contraception, when I was doing anything bad I thought of my mother and that was enough.

Bobbisox1

Question Author

Unfortunately not Shoota I can not lie

shoota

Awww...
Tell me about the 60's anyway.

Bobbisox1

Question Author

Now what is it you’d like to know ?
I wore a mini, I rode a Vespa, I didn’t meddle in drugs, I loved the Mersey sound then Motown ....lol