A husband and wife go to the fairground.
The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but
the husband wasn't keen.So his wife went on
the ride by herself. The wheel went round and
round and suddenly the wife was thrown out
and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.
''Are you hurt?'' he asked. ''Of course I'm
hurt'' she replied. ''Three times I went round
and you didn't wave to me once!''