I won the lottery last night...

[Bbbananas]

... and I want to hire a gigilo for the weekend. Any takers?

[yogi-bear]

** coughs.........loudly!** xx

[Bbbananas]

Hey yogi - I got 3 numbers.... I can pay...!

[mccfluff]

i don't have the right equipment for the gigiloing but i'll come along and party like its oooo i donlt know 2010 maybe

[mrs_overall]

and exactly what calibre of gigolo do you think you'll get for £10?

[zzxxee]

i did king bingo and i won 20p yogi your hired lol lol lol !!!

[McMouse]

I'll take plastic..............and latex.

[mrs_overall]

Mind you, that Bobjugs would probably do it for coppers....you could blow the rest on wine

[Bbbananas]

God you lot are sooooooooo cheap.

Changed my mind - I'm going have a Prince Party with Fluffy.

[yogi-bear]

What's that then....a tenner?......okey dokey...... a slap up carvery methinks.... 2 for a tenner....i'll buy the drinks, Salla as you're sorting out the grub :0)

......or there again, we could just..........

[cupid04]

i need a new kitchen!

[Bbbananas]

I think I'll just go for free love, like the hippies. Save the tenner for the pringles & the cocktail sausages (no sticks - I stabbed my eyebrow with one once, am a little wary of them now).

[cupid04]

how did you miss your mouth?

[yogi-bear]

You sure that was a stick, Salla .........LOL

[mccfluff]

wooo hooo, i'm getting my purple out, or may be my red beret

tequila for sure

[cupid04]

you all need a cold shower!

[Bbbananas]

I was at a party and was gesticulating a lot cupid. It would have been okay if I'd fancied an eyebrow piercing - but this was 1978 and only Pygmies had such things in them days.

[bobjugs12]

Why was my name mentioned in relation to loose morals?

[mrs_overall]

Loose morals, bobjugs? I didn't think you had any!!!!

<<<<<<runs away and hides>>>>>>

[bobjugs12]

Harsh mrs_o, very harsh.

There are two sides to everybody, including me.
On one side I am a responsible father, manager of men, and highly trained airman.

On the other side I am a gutter dwelling tomcat who will drink anything, steal stuff even if it is nailed down (I once nicked a lamppost) and try my luck with anyone with a skirt and pulse (and even their optional)

[Bbbananas]

Ooh bobs - an airman eh?
I can ignore the gutteral booze-soaked thieving tomcat bit - just wear your uniform when you ravage me..............