There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin! A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him up to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi.
The Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing a Ginger Nut. Unfortunately they have not got a crumb of evidence.