Mackerel Can Seriously Damage Your Health

[mrs_overall]

I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.

[gness]

Makings of a good song there MrsO. I can accompany you on the wide legged accordion. X

You okay though?

[penelope2]

Smackerel ?

[mrs_overall]

What was your song again gness? Something about bales of hay? (Oh boy have I had some mileage from the story!)
A watering eye I can live with xx

[craft1948]

About time the fish got it's revenge................at least you weren't battered.

[mrs_overall]

Groan....

[DTCwordfan]

Is that how one makes a fish-eye lens then?

[Lie-in King]

Am I the only person that feels sorry for the fish?

legs it...

[mrs_overall]

LIK, no matter how fast your stumpy little legs can go, you will never outrun a well aimed, sand filled marigold

[gness]

Bloody bales of hay....bandy legs....randy tutors. Think it may have been a bundle of hay. Whatever it was I was sitting astride it every flaming week. :-(

[mike11111]

Those Whitby mackerel are tough little buggers... they won't lie down an go to sleep. Probably caught a flash of the Marigolds.

[emmie]

gave you a bit of a smackerel then

[craft1948]

Reported for being heightist...............again.

[shoota]

The scales of justice....

[DTCwordfan]

Just as well there are only a 100 adult cod left in the North Sea, one of those could have done some serious damage to Mrs O.

[Bazile]

I thought only salmon were capable of leaping

[DTCwordfan]

I agree with LIK - was the fish gutted, ?O

[commoner]

..mm..always though that Sockeye is a type of salmon....?....:-/

[mrs_overall]

Oi Rapunzel, I wasn't being heightist towards you this time!

[DTCwordfan]

I agree with LIK. Was the fish gutted, Mrs O?

[mrs_overall]

Gawd, you lot know some terrible puns.

Where is the sympathy for my watering eye??