I will love you and leave you...

[Bbbananas]

No, not a fake flounce or a hissy fit. Just a few days off. I have an extremely posh wedding to attend. Shall have to try & behave myself during the wedding breakfast & speeches (after that, anything goes).

Off to polish off the tiara & to find the matching sparkly spangly silver shoes & handbag.

Have a good weekend my friends. A lazy self-indulgent one. Relax, chill out and spread...whatever you want to spread. Remember - Il dolce far niente xx

I hope to see you, limbs & faculties intact, next week. Some time.

[mccfluff]

please don;t behave i look forward to tales of wrong doing

[sandyRoe]

Don't be drinking too much bubbly

[Bbbananas]

Jump up & down and wave your.... knickers? in the air. Will do trigger. (Blushes at the remembrance of what I wrote in the 'crush' thread. Thank Lordly you never read it........)

Tell you what though love - I would !!

[DTCwordfan]

Guaranteed hangover for when salla comes back, no doubt........try and find that young stud for your Hawaii-O birthday present.......

[redman41]

Have a good weekend salla ! Bon Voyage ;-))

[craft1948]

Is Lil going as well?

[DTCwordfan]

Have a wonderful weekend and enjoy your 5* hotel or inn that you are camping in!

[Bbbananas]

no craft - she is banned from that particular hotel for what she did on the chaise longue in the ladies' loo.

[society]

Remember to go over your packing, you don't want to forget anything. Have a fun time.

[Bbbananas]

I shall only need wedding outfit, sparkles, negligee and a swimsuit. If I'm lucky.

[craft1948]

The cleaner was mortified this week when I told her that the daughter had videod what she had got up to in a local hostelry at the weekend...............

[Bbbananas]

Jeez - I would be soooooo open to blackmail and extortion if anyone ever video'd myself and Lillypopps.

[mccfluff]

bet it would be a very funny vid though

[Bbbananas]

Mmmmm, Harry Hill would pay good money. But my mother would never speak to me again (or the BF.....)

[society]

Hope you catch the bouquet, Salla. :-)

[Bbbananas]

Fluffing hell, i Fluffing hope not. I shall be well out of the way when that lovely fluffster comes flying towards me. Hells bells and buggery.

[NazNomad]

"The cleaner was mortified this week when I told her that the daughter had videod what she had got up to in a local hostelry at the weekend..............."

Sounds like the caption from a Gary Larson cartoon.

[craft1948]

lol @ naz......you are so right!!

[McMouse]

Have a good un salla