Para-normal

[carrust]

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 yrs. He has recently married a local girl who can; wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot whilst sucking his todger as she opens a beer with her ar$e.

She's a Swiss Army wife!

[marval]

lol I like it

[McMouse]

God alp us.

[carrust]

Leave the jokes to me Mcmouse. LOL

[zzxxee]

ha ha xx

[ll_billym]

She is also very good at getting stones out of horses hooves .

[Madmonks]

Carrust, It's the way yodel them!