Paddy strap your toast to a cat and drop the cat/ toast and see which lands butter side up or on its feet.......I doubt you will get a dizzy cat though......
That you spend ten minutes queuing in the bakers and just as you get to the head of the queue, a little old lady rushes past you and gets the last four sausage rolls!
gness is quite right. When I moved into this house there were a huge amount of saucepans, all nice and clean and ready for use. I gave them away to make more room. This week I had a fire - I put something on to cook and then went off and forgot it. Fortunately the smell warned me and it did not get bigger but the only saucepan I had is a complete blackened wreck and is now in the bottom of the wheelie-bin I really need those other saucepans now.