Limerick

[cabernet]

Can anyone come up with a funny Limerick about Barrow in Furness ?

[micmak]

Sorry to be a party pooper but a limerick has 5 lines.

[lardhelmet]

Can't think of anything to rhyme with Furness!

[DTCwordfan]

There was a young woman from Barrow in Furness
Who used to have sex like a furnace
The boys were so hot
that they were shot
by the burns off her epidermis.

[marval]

lol@ DT

[bigbadmarty]

A man from Carlisle on the bus
Was wearing his surgical truss
When the bus hit a bump
He fell on his rump
And he cried until Barrow in Furness
( all depends on pronunciation :) )

[mrs_overall]

Barrow in Furness is on the west coast
And there's nothing about which they can boast.
The locals are inbred
And are not right in the head
But have only 4 thumbs at the most.

[marval]

Mrs O that did make me laugh

[mrs_overall]

Barrow in Furness will make you weep
Because the place is a heap
If you come here
There is nothing to fear
Unless of course you're a sheep

[mrs_overall]

Mrs O's Little Book Of Cr@p Limericks available now - only 99p
(Sent in a plain brown wrapper)

[marval]

Barrow in Furness has a fat mayor
Who said it just isn't fair
That the robe is too small
I cannot wear it at all
And the chain would make anyone swear

[tenrec]

There is only one good road in Barrow - the road out!

[lardhelmet]

If you meet a young lad called Jack Sparrow
Who hails from the old town of Barrow
You can shove him a fiver
and watch him come aliver <sorry>
When he shows you the size of his marrow

[mightyWBA]

A strange young man from Barrow
decided to marry a sparrow.
"I grew tired of Great T its,
though I loved them to bits
and my love for a dove was to shallow"

:-)

[lardhelmet]

Think cabernet has left the building anyway...

[commoner]

A hiker from Barrow in Furness,
Got his maps in a terrible mess.

So when setting forth,
He went south stead of north

And ended his day in Bowness.

[owdhamer]

There was a young lady from Barrow in Furness
who was always losing her dress
and then one day
on the bed she lay
her boyfriend rang to confess