Last night, one of my son's friends slept on our settee. He had said he was working early but would leave really quietly. Anyway, he snored like a pregnant warthog from about 2 til 5, then his alarm went off, he got up, walked into the coffee table (I think), swore and told himself to shhh. I was still in bed upstairs just laughing at him. It went quiet for about 10 minutes and I thought he had gone. And then the downstairs toilet flushed. About 6 times. I heard the front door shut and a few minutes later got a text from him saying "sorry about the smell in the toilet". Lol-
Which is possibly the most charming thank you possible :-). So you actually don't sound too bad, gness...xx