Leather shoes

[shaneystar2]

i recently bought a lovely pair of leather pump style shoes.They are my size and fit nicely ..but the leather is so hard ! I have been rubbing Renapur into them with no effect . I have worn them once and got a blister for my trouble .What else can I do to soften them up ?

[Robinia]

why has that song 'Stately as a Galleon' just popped into my head....?

[jno]

completing neti's wardrobe...

[Robinia]

oh, make me feel inadequate why don't you...? :o)

[shaneystar2]

I've been looking for that bra for ages .....for a minute there I thought it was Vinny's hammock .
Lovely day here today and Mr S has just treated me to a chish and fip lunch on the seafront which was very nice .

You are all so kind ...I feel like a silly old fool though ..you get so attached to these animals .The house is really empty without him trotting round behind me and when you come in he isn't there to greet me .
When the postman (finally ) turned up this morning he asked me where he was as he was a good old barker when anyone dared to cross his boundary !
I won't be putting myself through this misery anymore though .Mr.S has put his foot down with a firm hand and said no more dogs .

[VINNY100_2]

Its ready netti
yo...(:O)

[netibiza]

Ha ha you lot! Actually when I was in England I asked in M&S to be properly measured for a bra, and they came up with 38 DD, which had me in hoots of laughter - as if, but everytime she measured me that was the measurement, so she got another assistant to help and she came up with the same, in the end I walked out with a 40 C, (eat your heart out Robi!)

[Jude123]

I've got a great shop I go to in a village called Melbourne near the airport it's called Bare Necessities and they measure you up and you have loads of stuff to choose from. (Just had a thought am I repeating myself) I go and get all my bras from there.
I bet you're loving this recent conversation eh Vin

[Robinia]

get back in ya closet bouncingbiza...
if you'd suffered the humiliation of having a wonderbra booster pad suddenly crawl up the side of your neck in a public place you wouldn't mock so....I'm still having counselling.

[VINNY100_2]

hehe..! jude...im all ears...
erm...thought this might come in handy when you go to sweden netti....yo hahaha...(:O)

[jno]

darn, I dropped my laundry somewhere

http://www.creatableinflatables.com/images/mov ies/inflatable_giant_bra.JPG

[Robinia]

mornin'

have you lot quite finished...?
stop showing off sweti

Feels a bit stormy here no wonder my head's like cotton wool lately. Oh heck, the wind's coming up from the s.w......
and there's mass hysteria in Derby

Did you see grumpy old women last night? haha, best laugh I've had in ages.....especially the bit about ebay & catalogues. Muriel gray is hilarious....sorry if you've no idea what I'm on about, but it won't be anything new will it? :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Grassy ar.se amigos..!
no wind ere..must have gone to durby....bet its hot in aye..beef ur...!
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[DaSwede]

Alright, could you all just stop posting my underwear all over the place every time I turn my back! whose are these anyway? Must belong to some misunderstood starving artist?

LOL Maggie, the reason I asked for your mugshot was that the moment I heard your name a mad hope was evoked that you might turn out to be my long lost assistant madge allsop but I see now that you're not. Shame.

Don't y'all think the biddies should have their own logo to scare off Trespassers Will (the malevolent kind, that is.) Five hundred years ago or so, cartographers used to write Here Be Monsters on their maps to signify as yet uncharted waters, so by analogy with that I've assembled a little something for us: the badge, madge That's you in the corner, Vinny. There's a resident desktop publishing whiz at the internet cafe and he helped me with this. He doesn't speak Swedish and I don't speak Farsi so you should have seen me swing my tail to make him understand that I wanted the Devil's behind to hang out. The things I do for England.

You are doing your homework aren't you, Neti?

Well done, the weightloss, Jude! I had a friend weigh me in a month ago ('cos I didn't even want to see the digits) but I haven't done so well. She threatened to weigh me in in public the next time, outside the church, to increase the shame factor (you know, like a medieval punishment.)

Shaney, I showed Shaney's pictures to my sister and she liked him so much. I'll tell you more in an email (but that won't be today.)

[netibiza]

DaSwede well that Soulful Sadness is my hubby to a t! and as for sex for sport, what happened to payment???? I shall be very careful when I get there, and will shout in English so that the foreigners will understand me! That's what Brits do abroad isn't it??? Seriously though, what type of weather temps are we going to encounter there, end of August? I've bought all these clothes from Matalan (i?ve gone upmarket from Primark) and hopefully won't have to wear a cardy, tights or raincoat!!!

[Robinia]

haha....very good Vinny and thanks so much, I'm off to buy a yacht
here's a tenner

hi Kit...love the logo but knowing what some on here are like I think they'd see it as more as an invitation than a warning. I think an image of Madge might keep 'em out tho'....is she still alive?

haha, had a google & she appears to be & she lives in Devon! Now we know where Vinny goes on a Thursday.....

[Robinia]

I see the mention of Swedish sx brought you out of the cubby hole missmatalan

[DaSwede]

Hi Neti, about the weather in Stockholm, since I started hanging with the biddies I don't listen to the forecasts anymore, I just read what people are saying on here, wait two days and then that weather arrives! (The British one, that is.) I do mean that, but if you want to get all scientific about it, have a look here. Click on Forecasts & Observations and pull the thingy on the thingy below the map... That's just a few days ahead, but it will give you a general picture. The end of August could be... anything. Hot as hell or cold as autumn.

Bye now, possums. I'm at the Royal Library (=the national library) in Humleg�rden and this library closes at three. Got my straw beach mat with me to spend an hour or so in the park. It's so funny that it used to be called the Royal Fruit Garden, considering that in the seventies it used to be a cruising area for homosexuals, ha ha...

[DaSwede]

And hi Robinia! Bye!

[netibiza]

Thanks Kit

Hey Vinny am pleased to note that my portrait is so interesting that folk actually sit down and stare at it, Such beauty is a joy to behold!!!

[Jude123]

Hey Vinny you missed me or are you afraid I might break your 'puta' lol !!