Funny Thing Happened Yesterday.

[SparklyKid]

Had my usual morning jog, came home and could not find my wife.

Opened the fridge for a cold drink and she was sat inside.

I said " what are you doing in there ?"

She replied " I thought you would something cool to slip into after your run"

[Spicerack]

Ah, is that where the word frigid comes from?

[jim360]

That's funny, exactly the same thing happened to me three days ago. Guess your wife needs to come up with new jokes :P

[SparklyKid]

I like that spicey,lol.

[aelmpvw]

don't believe the bit about a morning jog ...

[SparklyKid]

I made the jogging bit up.

[Spicerack]

No, I didn't believe that either. I believe the rest of it.

[Ken4155]

I don't believe you've got a wife. Some lady you hold captive, perhaps, but not a wife. :-)

[Tilly2]

Did you miss a word out?

[SparklyKid]

What word Tilly ?

Yes Ken, deffo got a better half.

[Ken4155]

'Like' as in "......you would like something cool...……"

[RATTER15]

Lol, the old ones are the best!!

[Tilly2]

You spoiled the punchline, Sparkly. :-)

It's a good job we've all seen that joke before.

[mallyh]

it aint half hot um!!

[mallyh]

sorry wrong place