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gness | 22:56 Sat 28th Jul 2018 | ChatterBank
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I had to construct a Gness made birthday present water feature on the patio.....there was a gale blowing...a wild and howling gale.....I should have worn trousers....the floaty skirt was around my ears....knickers ahoy........but I persevered....
So wanted to watch the Tour de France because I love cycling but my brother's birthday present came first so I recorded it to watch later....and I kept on with the water feature.....

Got blinged up for dinner at the brother's...and set off with the water feature. I set it up in his garden and stupidly gave him the solar panel to hold so I could adjust the pump.....keep it in the shade as I do this I said......how thick am I!
As I bent over the pump in the low cut dress....perfect makeup and new hairdo what did he do?

He held the bloody solar panel up to the sun and drenched me......

Little brothers never grow up, do they...... :-(
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LOL, so it was a wet frock contest then, gness.
lol, bless him.
>>> Little brothers never grow up, do they

I'm feeling left out! I'm nobody's little brother. I'm nobody's little brother either. But I'm determined never to grow up!

;-)
^^^ Er, that second 'liitle' should be 'big'!!!

Oh well, they say that size isn't important, don't they?

;-)
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Well I was the only one in a wet frock, Tony...so I won!

Bless him wasn't what I said, Marval....and it's the second time he's done this...you'd think I would be wise by now...x

Growing up is such a waste, Chris....let's not do it....x
But I'm determined never to grow up!

Good lad, Chris.

You can be my honory ( sp ) little brother if you like.
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Of course size isn't important, Chris.....'tis the humour that counts..;-)
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Nooo.....don't do it, Chris! I know where being Tony's little brother will lead you.....!
LOL.
Quite a day then Gness, I have two little brothers and no they don't alter do they?
I only do 'big brother', not 'little brother', Tony.

I'm far too bossy ;-)
Tony would be an excellent big brother for chris. A nice combination :-)
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Not a bit, Mamya....when the water hit me full in the face and chest I thought....how could I be so stupid...giving the panel to little brother......oh how he laughed..... :-)
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You reckon, Anne?....You could be right...it'd be a fun combination..x
Ok then Chris, you be big brother then. Wherever you go I'll follow ( if it's a real ale pub ) ;-)
They do that.
Avatar Image anneasquith Tony would be an excellent big brother for chris. A nice combination :-)

How about if we swapped about, anne. One week I'm big brother and the next week Chris is big brother.
No big sisters allowed though ( their way to bossy ) ;-)
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They do, Mamya...then you melt....little imps!

Chris...don't let Tony follow you....keep him in front and in sight....I know what he gets up to...... :-)
I'll give you a guided tour of the real ale pubs of East Anglia any time you like, Tony. (Dove Inn, Ipswich. King's Head, Norwich. Flying Pig, Cambridge. Ale House, Chelmsford. Beerhouse, Bury St Edmunds, etc, etc)

;-)
What a nice birthday present you gave your brother Gness - a big hearty laugh. Some people would really love that.

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