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maggiebee | 00:26 Mon 05th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!
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Avatar Image jennyjoan
why luv
00:27 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Oh heck!
00:27 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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I just went to Asda in Dundee to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

00:28 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Sorry folks, my post is obviously far too long for CB. Apologies.
00:28 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Self diagnosis, feel free..........
00:28 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image goodgoalie
I'd have rugby-tackled her. Jeez-o, what a nerve!
00:29 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
Yes, I would have gone after her and snatched it back from her! What a nerve!
00:31 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Islay
holy **** that's awful!!
seriously I would have reported her for theft - it would have been on CCTV
00:32 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image anneasquith
She took your money ?
00:33 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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I would have screamed for security to detain her and if necessary call the police. The woman has obviously never heard of the crime of theft by finding.
00:34 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
Good grief, that's awful - disgraceful woman.
00:37 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image NoMercy
That was out and out theft.

If it had been me, she would have been picking her teeth up off the floor.
05:20 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Avatar Image Georgiesmum
What a cheek! No wonder you were cross, you had reason to be.
07:41 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image david small
The mind boggles. SECURITY STOP THIEF.
08:56 Mon 05th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Fitzer
"Sorry folks, my post is obviously far too long for CB. Apologies"
It's a joke guys, as per Maggie's post the rest got cut off. It normally carries on something like, 'so I followed them out to their car and when they put their shopping down I took it, as things on the floor belong to the collector'. They then list all the things they got in 'exchange' for their £20.
12:32 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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//The things found on earth are kept by the collector//
technically she'd be guilty of theft if she'd found it in the street
12:36 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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Ta Fitzer, having seen the joke in full elsewhere it is not too too long to fit the question box - still, never mind.
12:43 Mon 05th Feb 2018
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minus one 'too'^
12:44 Mon 05th Feb 2018

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