More Ordnance

[sunny-dave]

At least it was WW2 this time ...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-race-ae-after-25612917

'somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance' ... yeah, right

[Tilly2]

What is it with men and stubby, pointy things?

[Barmaid]

Do you think this might be why women live longer?

[Zacs-Master]

It was obviously his arsenal.

[Tilly2]

It's slightly more dangerous than a kick up the bum.

[Barmaid]

I laughed out loud at Zacs.

I do imagine that he might have thought it unwise to trust a fart at that point though. (The chap with the bomb up his bum - not Zacs).

[Zacs-Master]

You can include me as well. I've reached that age ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Well Doc, I just slipped over.

[roopower]

Some men are really clumsy.....

[Lie-in King]

A job (yeah, I know) for the Bum Squad.

Barmaid - Zacs (it's *probably* apocryphal...) is suspected for having cleared an entire festival. Even Coldplay reportedly said "That stinks worse than we do".

Just saying ;-)

[Zacs-Master]

You have no idea how close to the truth you are there. L-I-K. But it was a pub and it was a Rat-Pack style singist.

[Lie-in King]

I used to be one of them but don't think it was me on that occasion :-))

[anneasquith]

Heard it before . Old news . Dec 1921 .

[sunny-dave]

Motes and Beams, Anne - Motes and Beams.

[ before you have a go at me for posting from last year (yes, I had noticed that - which is why it's in CB rather than News) - you just might proof read your own comment ... ]

[Peter Pedant]

do you think he was looking for greater 'lift off' ?
He wanted the holiday to go with a bang

I thought he was in the Bomb Squad and had come live, but it is clear, he was a passerby and it was IN ....
er never mind

[tiggerblue10]

Nearly won a Darwin award, then.

[rowanwitch]

Having done a stint in A&E during my training nothing would surprise me.... Mostly vacuum cleaners stuck on willies, but all sorts up bottoms. Ketchup bottles are popular as are courgettes and carrots. They don't count towards your five a day!

[Peter Pedant]

here is a recent case-report from the BMJ with some other refs.

https://casereports.bmj.com/content/2014/bcr-2014-207897

others are behind a pay-wall. This doesnt stop the wags' one-liners about the Ed of the BMJ one fiona godless being anal about the copyright of BMJ articles

[douglas9401]

Hi, have you met my new girlfriend me shell?

[Peter Pedant]

yeah foo OK so what about

to the patient: This habit of yours can harm you: if I were you I wd give it - the bullet !

was it a tank shell - - what a cantankerous old man
ter-daah !

we had a 14 y o with a billiard ball you know. Removed under general anaesthesia safely. Do NOT give the objaaaay back to the patient! ! By the time she was back on the ward, it was... back up.
as er someone said, she's snookered us this time!

actually we all said - -- what the....
danger of rectal ulceration - ow!

[Peter Pedant]

he might have thought it unwise to trust a fart at that point though.

yeah - thats a thought

pre op instructions: when he farts dont point him at anyone!

everyone a winner boys and girls