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Patsy33 | 22:04 Sat 19th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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Husband sat in his room throwing darts at his wife's photo but not even a single one hits the target.
From the lounge wife asks: "What are you doing honey?"

Husband: “Missing you"
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a pointed remark, but I hope he's ready to take flight
22:05 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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what a load of bull
22:07 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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How many darts does he have, 180?
22:13 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Are you board Captain?..
22:13 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Hi Marval, just been watching TV.
'3 In a Bed'
22:14 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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I was inferring that there weren't many bulls hit Patsy. ;0))
22:16 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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Hey Captain, don't worry, I don't keep score :-)
22:20 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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BFH

22:28 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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I can't remember where I saw this... (hopefully not here)

I gave my wife a dart and a world map, to decide where we are going on holiday next year.
Apparently we will be spending two weeks having picnics by the skirting board.
22:31 Sat 19th Oct 2019
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^^^^^^
Lol....
22:52 Sat 19th Oct 2019

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