IMF

[sherrardk]

Just had an email from Mr Bill Scott of the IMF informing me that he is going to sort out all those rotters who have been trying to fleece me of money via email scams. He is working with the US secret service and he is going to let me know soon how I can access lots of money that is due to me. What a nice bloke!

[factor-fiction]

I got one from a very rich lady who was dying and wanted to use her money to help the poor so she wanted to make me an offer

[Booldawg]

surely in this day and age, no-one but no-one falls for these scams - why do they bother? maybe the credit card fraud keeps them ticking over and this is just a bonus...

[dr b]

No one has offered me money lately, but there are a lot of people willing to sell me pharmaceuticals at very low prices, so I figure that's just as good. Also, more women than I would have suspected are just waiting to date me.

[McMouse]

Sounds a good bloke. Don't forget to send him all your bank details, credit cards and passwords so as to make the transfer of all that dosh to you that much easier.

P.S. Pse tell him about me.

[joggerjayne]

Actually, a lot of people DO seem to fall for them.

Then they appear on the telly, expecting everyone to feel sorry for them, when we're really just thinking ... you half witted pea brain, you deserve to get fleeced.

[Ellipsis]

Harsh!

But fair ...

[joggerjayne]

Ellipsis and I both used an ellipsis in our posts.

[abstibus]

The UN, FBI, CIA, Gadaffi family, Halifax, lottery companies and many others all owe me money. They sent me 111 mails in less than a week to remind me to collect it, but I am much too busy setting up no-risk businesses with very honest guys in Nigeria to bother.
if you want the money instead, let me have your bank details.
It also looks as If I can access an endless supply of Viagra. Deserving cases only, please.

[Bazile]

What's happened to the nice man from Nigeria ?

[Bazile]

Ullumbango Mabonga - i think he called himself

[joggerjayne]

Having business partners in Nigeria would be great.

Perfect excuse for a tax free business trip to top up the sun tan.

I'm up for this one!

[abstibus]

Baz
I think he might be the one at Jacksonville or Atlanta airport - he moves around so much it is hard to keep track of him. He had my money a couple of months ago - I do hope he hasn't spent it

[Bazile]

annemollie - did you send him an administration fee , in order for him to release your winnings from that competition you won .

What do you mean , you don't remember entering a competion ! ?

[joggerjayne]

There was a competition?

The person who's investing my money (!?) just said I seemed like a "game" girl.

So ... that's like a competition, right??

[abstibus]

Baz
That wasn't a competition - it was compensation for an accident I don't remember having. Should I seek help?

[joggerjayne]

anne, you must have that accident, quick, or you might not get your money.

Go and take a dive on a loose paving stone, or something.

[DTCwordfan]

I got one from a Brunei princess looking for a sex-slave.

I'm going.

Where are the flounce forms?

[tonyav]

Got any spare forms DT. lol

[DTCwordfan]

Yours is in Scotland, tony, a bit closer.......

[abstibus]

DT
I never get those. Can I have a link? I'll arrange for you to have my lottery winnings from Australia if you send it. I'm looking for a career change.