Now it's your turn

[NoMercy]

Last night, Auntie Agness imparted wise words, and dispensed good advice to all those who sought it. Now Auntie Agness needs YOUR advice. Firstly, what should I do about the boil on my bum? :-)

[sn�gs]

Gotta pic? :-(

[legendis.god]

bend over

ill burst it

lol

[paraffin]

Find that guy Lance - he'll bust it !!

[Ice.Maiden]

If you pop it with dirty fingers, you can spread it and have two! One on its own might feel lonely, and if you have one on each side, you'll be able to sit in an even position. : )

[NoMercy]

No snags - I'm not that keen to take the p!ss outta myself!

[sn�gs]

Maybe... but we will happily take the p!ss out of you :-)

[HateTheApe]

legendis.god
Thurs 02/04/09
23:17 bend over

ill burst it

lol


Were'nt those the very same famous words whispered to you in a gay lispy accent in the prison shower legend?

[Ice.Maiden]

Also, if you prod it for long enough, it might turn into a carbuncle, and then you might get a visit from Prince Charlie. He's always going on about things being a "carbuncle on hte landscape". : )

[crazycathy2]

do you have a boil in the bag bum NOM?

[zig.zag]

sit on black jack lol

[NoMercy]

Thanks Snags - I knew I could count on you! x

Ice - yes, I think Charles even referred to an Art Gallery extension as being, "A monstrous carbuncle on the face of a much-loved and elegant friend."

[sn�gs]

NoMercy's gone quiet... do you think there's been an unexpected rupture...

[NoMercy]

It's too soon for that, Snags. It only appeared this morning. lol lol

[sn�gs]

How can a boil 'appear' over night? Don't they take a while to brew?

[crazycathy2]

Let it simmer before you bring it to the boil - I've read that in all the best cookery books.

[NoMercy]

Well, I didn't notice it until this morning. It's quite a big one. Ooh err.........

[dot.hawkes]

you must be run down, are you anaemic? you may get a stye in your eye too, be warned

[HateTheApe]

Auntie Agness needs YOUR advice. Firstly, what should I do about the boil on my bum? :-)


Maybe you should try washing your ass you dirty wh0re!

[NoMercy]

Okay, next problem: I've run out of Horlicks, my fave bedtime drink. What should I do?

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol - there you go, NM - you're in good company then. Just let me know when the boil develops, and leave the rest to me! : )