peas

sir.knobby | 12:13 Sun 26th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank

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I dont like peas I had my ex wife trained to pick all the peas out of my special fried rice and she used to make a good job of it.
I now have lippy well trained in that department as well but what do you do when they have gone to work wiping oaps bottys etc and you open a can of asdas beef stew for breakfast and you find it riddled with horrible nasty peas .

Help I need some advise on what to do as I cant eat breakfast with all them nasty peas in it god the only thing worse in this life than fish is peas.

Oh and by the way I just thought I might mention that its my birthday tomorrow

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sara3

beef stew for breakfast??

sir.knobby

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Yes and what is wrong with that my little sahara?

sara3

it's just a bit...... oh, package it up and email it to me. I'll pick the peas out for you :o)

sir.knobby

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Ok I will buy you a bacardi and coke at grief in the reef for doing that

cruella

Knobby,
How can you possibly eat a can of Asda stew for brekkies???? lol
If you must, then I suggest you read the ingredients on the can before buying.
OMG. Not another birthday! You must be about 105 years by now. lol

terambulan

Have a good b'day 2moro. Peas & beans give the consumer farts, horrible smelly ones. Anyone who eats them should remain isolated till all is expelled.

It should be an offence against 'dropping one' in public. Veggies are the worst offenders and because they are constantly outdoors (picking their veggies) they are the culprits of the ozone/greenhouse problems.

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sir.knobby

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Crue you would be surprised at some of the things I have eaten for breakfast

cruella

Don't think so knobby!
Nothing would surprise me. lol

sir.knobby

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And I will be 102 tomorrow not 106 so dont be cheeky

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cruella

Okay knobby,
Hope told lippy she was married to an old man then.