A midget cowboy goes to see his doctor.
"Doc, I've got this pain in my testicles. I think it may be a hernia. Could you check it out?
The doctor examines the midget cowboy, ponders for a moment, then grabs a pair of scissors.
The doctor tells his patient "we're all done, you can get dressed now."
"This is amazing doc, I feel great! What did you do?"
"I trimmed two inches off the top of your boots."